These coats look pretty good on women and there is nothing inherently wrong with them. But I've seen several men wearing them recently and they make the male wearer represent some sort of thalidomide dinosaur.

If I find anyone man on here who wears one, I will track him down and put a hundred AIDS-ridden spiders in his mouth while he sleeps.

See also: Stupid bobble hats/knitted jumpers (which always seem to go together)

Who wants to join my crusade against this ridiculous fashion choice?