I was looking through Amazon and remember that I'd written this...

"Melt banana are pretty much your average band. Unlike the Boredoms, who are just weird, Melt Banana create a unique sound combining hardcore elements with cartoonesque noises, which tend to come from squeeky voice frontgirl Yako, who likes to yelp and scream whenever possible, or guitarist agata, who's killer riffs are pushed into overdrive, and when that's not happening, he's making shrill noises with his axe.
This is definitely an album worth having if you're looking for something a little bit different, but be warned, it's intense, it's freaked out, and it sure is heavy."

CRINGE. Anyone else care to share something they wrote when they were a wee nipper?