but you're absolutely certain it'll be shit anyway? Tell us, and other people can tell you why you're misguided and stupid and should try it.

My vote goes for Second Life. What the fuck? I've heard of anyone real who uses it, just Guardian journalists going on about it. It looks like a crappy way of acting out ungratifying pornography with a late 80s virtual reality cartoon.

Am I prejudiced? I am willing to bear in mind that I was resistant to the MP3 player concept for a long time, until I realised I was being a dick.