whether or not to make a thread on my love for real butter when my tin fell in the real butter and thoroughly squashed it. Then my cracker snapped in half and fell on the floor.

Is any one able to explain why some people (aka me) are so clumsy or accident prone, and trust me, it's not because I'm not careful, I am!? Hannah, I expect good research on this please ;)?

Oh and also, bleeding ear it's a bad sign isn't it?