firstly i appear to have at some point between the bagel shop at 6am on sunday morning and this morning, lost my fucking oyster card. with my travelcard on it. and £5 credit. and it's unregistered.

then i had to jump the bus, in fear that this would be typically be the one day i get checked.

THEN i was stuck in a humungous traffic jam between angel and kings cross for about 45minutes.

THEN! the Boots man charged me wrong so had to re-scan everything, and i've just realised he forgot to put my banana&walnut cake in the bag.

this, on top of other worries, is not helping the start to the working week.

how has your morning/day been?

please post something amusing to cheer me up.

thanks.