Help.
I need a club for my birthday this Friday, and I'm after one that will mean as few of my mates as possible have a shit night.
This means we need:

* The possibility, even if it is only the possibility, of hearing Battles.
* Some good, solid indie fayre (Strokes, Hot Chip, Smiths, KOL, YYYs, Shins etc)
* Something funky or northern souly thrown into the mix

And if it's in zone 1, all the better.
I'm asking a bit too much, ain't I?
All suggestions welcome.