is that the cool way to say it now? Dave? heh, heh, banter. Anyway Wife Swap is such a programme that makes you realise just what 'middle England' at its crassest and most base is. Its just horrible to think that these people exist, breed, experience, take, take, shout, me me me, and die without a single thought for any of their consequences, unless an X Factor 'diary room' camera is put up in their Brookside circa 1991 decked out front room. I really really want to spend my life away from anyone who lives in a newbuild, then basically.

Anyone else got delusions of grandeur? Seriously though my grown up point was about just how selfish people really seem to be in general and this programme, obviously for entertainment's sake accentuates it, but its there in the first place and just depressing to see.

The one last night featured some man out of work in his 50s playing Xbox all the time whilst his dog-children mewled around the house like recently sprayed bluebottles. Cool.