It's the NFL! From about two weeks ago. But no matter, this is a big game! Indianapolis Colts vs San Diego Chargers. A sort of Liverpool vs Arsenal with helmets. That's how important this matchup is.

The match is incredible. Darren Sproils scores a touchdown from the kickoff! Peyton Manning throws 5 interceptions in the first half. It was 23-0 to the Chargers at one point, where you'd expect the scoreline to be more level or even in favour of the Colts. The Colts heroically fight their way back to 23-21. There's less than two minutes left at the end of the last quarter. The Colts are less than 30 yards away from the endzone and victory! Adam Vinateri steps up to take a field goal. At this distance it should be just a formality. He'll score, the Colts will get three points, it'll be 23-24 and the game will be as good as over.

WRONG! He misses! There is pandemonium in the stadium. Each team has time outs remaining. It's still all to play for! It's...

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Thanks Sky+

At least I have the internet to tell me how it worked out.