I'm genuinely convinced this Health Food shop scheme is a diabolical ruse to bring the end of the world via speeded-up global warming. Everytime I go in their they try and get me to put what I'm buying into a carrier bag. Which is fine on occasions but not when I'm buying a flapjack. A flapjack that fits snugly in my pocket or hand and there is no viable reason why I would need assistance to carry.

Why the hell would they think I'd want a carrier bag for a flapjack?