'hello!'
'hi, could you tell me what's on tonight please? [says a very posh man]'
'yes, it's the electric cabaret...'
'what time does that start'
'at 8.30, but it's sold out i'm afraid'
'ok. what time do you start putting chairs out?'
'sorry, say that again please?'
'yeah what time do you start putting chairs out' - while this is being said, in the background a woman running to the phone from far away, shouting NO NO NO NO NONO NONONONO NOT AGAIN NO NO NONONONO'

then, the keypad buttons start being pressed... it goes dead.

er........