The following are some pretty important FACTS about Star Trek designed to inform and delight.
Note that the missives committed to digital ink in the space below do not contain opinions; they contain cold hard FACT, systematically verified by the principles of sweet sweet science.

To begin:
The only good Star Trek-related things are The Next Generation, and Deep Space 9 after the commander gets a beard. Both of these are usually quite boring too.

The exceptions to the rule are the film where the slug goes in the man’s ear and makes him into really a complete twat, and First Contact. Where robots get into people's blood and make them into complete twats.