Yay, I get to do it first because I'm in work at stupid o'clock inn the morning!

What are your plans for the weekend??

ME:

Friday- finish work at 3pm. Then off to the dreaded hairdressers (life-long phobia of hairdressers but my barnet is is really awful)
Then I'm off to meet a director about an acting project (yay).

Then maybe Dirty Water in Norf London.

Chips and garlic mayo at the kebab shop.

Saturday - Long lie-in recovering/ suffering, eye test at 4:20pm (wow!)melon shopping, then I'm doing a dreaded nightshift at work.

Sunday- Pub lunch and then the Windmill for a few beers.

So what's your plans you lot?