Mine would be a sit-com about an ambitious, imaginative and amiable twentysomething office worker who every weeks comes up with an ingenious but flawed plan of how to escape his dull day job and do something more interesting with his time. But every week hilarious unforeseen consequences see the plan backfire and he ends up back in his office job as usual.

I se the theme tune as Belle & Sebastian's "Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying".