A friend txted me asking if he can check out my new flat.

I replied 'yeh sure, you can even help me chuck out squishface's drums from my room'.

squishface is my sour-faced flatmate who only laughs at southpark and people uglier than him.

Thing is, I sent the txt msg to said squishface by mistake.

So.

Question.

is 'squishface' an insult?

If it is. should we:
a) immediately start calling him squishface to his face in the hope that he belives we call it him all the time...and like..what's the problem dude...can't take a joke?

b) go on the offensive and bring out all our unresolved issues and the fact that we think he's a miserable cunt?

c) Lie: Try and make out that I meant his drum-pedal from our old flat and I wanted help with bringing our stuff?

d) Treat it like it never happened and deny its existence if mentioned?

e) grow up? (not happening)

but maybe squishface is a term of endearment? neh?