A couple of years ago a mate of mine went on holiday to ibiza. While he was sleeping his mates put a bycicle D-lock round his neck and threw away the key. He had to walk adound town for three days with this thing on until he finally went to the hospital to get it cut off.

While he was at the hospital they took turns to spaf in his hair gel. To this day he doesn't know what happened.

Good times.