I've had three random predators approach me on myspace this week, and stuff like a parked up lorry full of men bibbing at me and waving, bumping into old (married) work colleagues who say 'hellooooo' like a pervy cartoon character, and, the funniest, three builders walking past and one walking straight into a lamp post while looking back at me while his friends wet themselves with laughter.

Is there something in the air? Is there something about Christmas that gives men the horn?

Girls - have you had this recently too?