Today I am wearing black trousers. I have just noticed that clearly the last time I washed them some of the washing power stayed on the trousers thus causing a clear small white mark just to the left of the fly relatively high up.

The placing is such to suggest that not only did I have an unfortunate accident at some point today but it wasn't a very large member from which the discharge originated.

I imagine the small-cocked premature ejaculation look won't be a hit with the ladies...