So.......

I can now either 'play cards and have a few drinks' in Bournemouth's second most notorious stabbicising/sexual molestation district or go and 'watch the telly, maybe have a pizza or something' in Andover.

I don't really want to go out in central Bournemouth as it'll be full of new money scum and Hollyoaks extra wannabees and Preston/Chantelle types.

In would go to Laaaaarndarn or Leeds, but, I'll be going to both of those cities next month anyway so I'd rather save the money.

It's only a Monday night, right?