(Inspired by Wrightylew's 'I have a criminal friend.')

What illegal things do you do or have you done?

I've shoplifted couple of times, but just small, reasonably low priced goods such as make-up and art supplies. I probably won't stop this, despite the fact I dislike myself for it, because I'm often too skint to be able to afford such items. Other very minor offences include taking illegal substances and underage drinking.