http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7179847.stm

YOu really really really deserve to go down and perhaps that will be the best for you as youre only a big club in the same way that Hull are- in numbers alone. Even Stoke City have won silverware since you have and they don't expect.

See you in the Championship which will be made funnier when the saviour of the Toon, 'one medal' shearer takes you down.