my manager phoned to say he will be late in because it's raining, then said "you're in early?" what? i put down 8:00 on my time sheet nearly every day, and he signs it!

also, we were in a cake shop yesterday, you know, one which sells cakes, and Soph asked what that was, pointing at a cake, and the woman behind the counter replied, "it's a type of cake", then she asked the same question pointing at another cake, and replied the woman " it's another type of cake"!!!!

what nonsensical conversations or answers or something have you had recently?