i seem to have a sty of some sort on my right eye. well eyelid maybe. is that even how you spell sty?

anyway, it's irritating me to fuck and i want someone here to suggest something that i might have lying round the house that will help it. i woman at work suggested wiping a used teabag over it but then her mum died three days ago so i suppose it was to be expected

home cures for irritated eyes please