WHO WOULD WIN?

The salty sea dogs with their flashing blades and grim resolve? Megalithic monster bastards with sharp teeth? Legions of unstoppable robots marching in line? Cannon blasts smashing Silver Surfers runway while The Iron Giant wrestles the Loch Ness Monster in the boiling waters... Spiderman binding the legs of a T-rex with his webs on the beach while attack robo-copters weave around him taking laser potshots...

IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.

*head explodes*