Don't I look sexy?

There is a funny story that goes with it so here goes:

I left this local pub completely off my face with my mate and this girl he knew that I'd just met. Went back to his house and for some reason I tried on her skirt.
By the morning I had forgot this and woke up looked at myself and laughed. Then I turned to my right and she was laying there next to me, then came that what the fuck moment.
It turned out that we were talking and I simply fell asleep, although I recalled afterward that we were getting quite cozy before I passed out.
It didn't look good did it, or maybe it did depending on how you look at it.