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helen keller!

Panic [Edit] [Delete] 21:36, 23 January '08

how do you punish Helen Keller?
give a basketball and ask her to read it.

why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
she was wearing mittens.

have you seen Helen Keller's room?
neither has she.

why does Helen Keller mastubate with one hand?
she mastubates with one, moans with the other.

why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?
you would as well if your name was suhafuisdghgdfyee


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