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Advice for younger people 1

Mr_JDTraynor [Edit] [Delete] 16:29, 24 January '08

The following apply to heterosexual couples.

Here are some questions that men love to be asked, so, ladies, if you have a partner, be sure to posit any or all of the following queries to him.

1) When out and about, point at an attractive woman, more atttractive than yourself, and ask "do you find her attractive?" Men love to be asked that.

2) You are just about to slice a cake.pie etc. Ask "how big a slice should I take?" Men love to be asked that.

3) "What are you thinking?" must be asked at any pause, however brief, in the conversation. Men adore being asked that question.

4) "Which shoes do you prefer?" Excellent.

5) "My mum wants to know if you're my boyfriend or just a lover, what do you think I should tell her?" Again, men loved being asked to make these decisions.

I hope that was helpful.


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