This story is going to sound hard to believe, but I'll explain it my best. I am 22 year old male. I just moved to london a couple of weeks ago to move in with my new girlfriend.

Everything was going great until last night while my girlfriend was making us lasagne for dinner I popped what I thought was a protein pill and did a big set of ab lunges in my boxers. I needed to recover my muscles before my next rep so I walked over and was going to sit on a chair across the livingroom to recover my muscles. Her daughter was watching cartoons on the couch and had drifted off to sleep.

While I was going to sit down all of a sudden I tripped over one of her stupid toys that she should have picked up. I tried to regain my balance and my hand just barely and I mean just barely grazed all of her private parts. She woke up and totally freaked out. She was yelling and screaming and making a big deal over the whole thing. Her mum ran into the room and the 6 year old was crying and my gf was staring at me so I looked down and saw that I had a massive erection. I could not explain it at the time. But later I found out that I had accidently took viagra instead of protein pills. I tried to explain that to my girlfriend that I had tripped and accidently taken viagra but she is not buying it.

I am staying in a hotel right now while my now ex-girlfriend decides is she wants to get the police involved. I really need help. If my girlfriend decides to get the authorities involved my life will be ruined. I am trying to explain this as best I can. What can I say to make this go away? I really feel like killing myself right now. this is one of the worst things ever to have happened to me.