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Jonathan Ross

jmags [Edit] [Delete] 12:03, 30 January '08

Or, more specifically, that thing he does where he smugly adjusts his tie with his left hand when he says something he is particularly proud of.

1. It makes my blood boil

2. I spent the entire journey to work wondering if it could be copyrighted. One of the tests is that it must be able to be written down. I wrote it (in my head) thus "the self staisfied, involuntary non tightening of a neckerchief by an unfunny self satisfied TV faux fop. only doable when head momentarily extracted from the anus of Ricky Gervais/David Walliams/Will Smith (delete as appropriate)"

Any comments?


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