seeing as hendonturnstile can't be bothered, the lazy goodfornothing.

Benjani's transfer is a bit strange - manc city have now decided that they don't want to buy him (possibly after 'Arry said 'getting rid of a 30 year old for 9 million is great business'), but the premier league may force them to pay up, although they can renegotiate the fee. complicated.

Spurs vs. Man U. Would've taken a draw before the game, but of course it's dissapointing to concede another last minute goal.

Pompey vs . Chelsea - Pompey probably should've won this one. Defoe is going to get them loads of goals (although at the moment he is only on loan there apparently....)

I can't be bothered to write any more. Over to you: