So I get a brushcutter from the father-in-law for my birthday, yeah he's funny like that

Naively assumed it would have plug-and-play functionality and within minutes I would be rampaging predator-like round the garden...Yeah I know it's February but there must be something out there I can...d...e...s...t...r...o...y

Rip open the box...and stand back...this thing is in pieces...lots and lots and lots of pieces

Gingerly pick up the manual...it's 232 pages long...there are diagrams everywhere, I am sure I don't even have half of what they are showing me

To cap it all, i need a can of two-stroke

* Closes box *
* Waits until spring *