I was in a job interview at a bank once and the lady interviewing me was explaining my potential career path. At the end she summarised by saying "the world is your oyster and it's up to you to drive it". I laughed. I didn't get the job.

you may have heard of this -
www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit

I want more dammit. Phrases/'concepts'/anything that you may have heard in meeting/buzz words and definitions please.

Time to think outside the box.