Anyone else ever wish that reality and your imagination would switch round you had if not complete then at least a degree of control over the fabric of the universe?

I have decided that the real world is really not fun at all and I can't seem to make anything in it work like I'd like. I mean, is there really an justice in a world where I don't have a girlfriend AND we have yet to establish contact with aliens AND no one has any superpowers or anything? Frankly, I'm sick of this real world and its bullshit. Maybe I'll become a schizophrenic.

DiScuss.