About to be made redundant this afternoon (curse you mortgage industry!)so looking for some, preferrably cash in hand based activities I can get up to while on the dole. Ideas so far include;

- Getting Adverts plastered on my car - upto £400 a month so I believe, although ill only be going from home to the job centre so theyll probably give me about a tenner

- Male Escort - although the thought of 'Extras' with some old swamp donkey is putting me off. Not so much cash in hand as Gash in Gland

- Being an extra, rubbing shoulders with the hollyoaks cast, nice

Anything else please let me know, thanks all