I just saw some pikey scum robbing an Oxfam clothes bank whilst I was out, so i parked up nearby and phoned the law, before positioning myself for a hot pursuit incase the police didn't get there in time.

I've never phoned 999 before as I always thought that it was solely reserved for murders and terrorist threats. I half feared that they were going to give me the number of my local police station and tell me not to ring the emergency number, but they were very quick getting there and nicked the gypo scum just in the nick of time.

The system works!!!

Anyone else reported a crime?