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Anyone been? I'm going on a work-related jolly, and have managed to tag an extra few days to myself at the start. I don't want to go to SeaWorld because I fucking hate fish, the cunts; and I am ambivalent towards crustacians, which I assume will also be numerous. Gig venues? Bars with dark corners where I can nurse a beer and eye the waitress? Head over the border? I'm rubbish at motivating myself to do things when away on my own, so I'll probably just end up curling up in coffeeshops for a week.