about my home town and even my college being in the national news yesterday?

I was disappointed they didn't interview me. I'd have given shout-outs to all of you. Live on tele.

Oh well.

That park was my hangout area for my friends and I last summer. We loved it, but it was infested with these groups of vermin. They used to shout lovely things at us as we played with our frisbees and lay on our sheets listening to Toots and the Maytals, especially to the girls, such as: "Come and suck my dick before I cut your fannies off."

We found it hilarious. But its not so funny any more, as they did actually do it.

Anyway. How excited were you?