FUCK FIRE SAFETY RIGHT IN ITS GRIZZLED ANUS!

I think the devil may have actually invented fire alarms. Otherwise they wouldn't have interrupted my late-night mid-week bubble of bored poise and bliss with their incessant, droning beeping FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW just now, once for like OVER FIVE MINUTES when the fire's not even in my flat, and its probably not even a fire.

When I have my own house, I'm not having a single fire alarm. I don't care what good sense or the fire department or government regulations might say, anything that annoying doesn't deserve to help me not die.