DON'T WORRY!

I haven't hooked up with some chick from a 'special interest' website....it's my gran's place, she's collapsed and I'm here to save the day....or try and save the carpets at any rate.

Luckily, being a 'silver surfer' (copyright every newspaper circa 2002) she has internet access and so I am able to inform you of this heinous situation through the medium of DiS.

Ambulance types are taking their time, but, it's AU night in Bournemouth so I guess they're tending to people with headwounds at the Yates Wine Lodge or something.