Your life as a series of significant computer game events (for you):

Pack Man
Astro Wars
Hungry Horace
Elite
Gunship
Stunt Car Racer
Lemmings
Eye of the Beholder
Red Baron
Wing Commander
Wolfenstein 3D
Ultima Underworld
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
X-Wing
Dune 2
Tomb Raider
Half-Life
Thief: The Dark Project
Medal of Honour
Call of Duty
Half-Life 2

Cheers.