Due to my St Patrick's Day plans seemingly turning to dust, I am forced to sit through Newcastle's trip to Birmingham.

Never has a match made me so nervously concerned about my team. I've experienced the highs, and I fear I am about to experience the lowest of the low. And I'm not even talking about tonight. If we lose tonight, I'll have to go through it all again on Saturday, and so on.

Predictions? I honestly think we'll lose 1-0, as I can't see where our goals our coming from. We have zero creativity, which puts pressure on our actually-not-that-bad defense, despite the amount of goals conceded. I have maintained that all season, since our defeat at Derby back in September...

Hold me :(