To be fair, if I was Derby manager right now, I'd do all I can to cheer myself

What are the odds on Sepp Blatter getting involved? He seems to get quite bored "running" world football.

To anyone who doesn't get the point of the thread, Jewell was caught by the News Of The World cheating on his wife on an hour-long video. Nice.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Derby's next training session!