:D My 5-year-old stepbrother just asked me this in all earnesty. I'm sitting in the family room, and he wanted to know if it was ok to host this party with these two stuffed animal snakes in here as well. They're cousins, apparently. They're very well-mannered. One of them just asked him if it would be ok for him to play with my stepbrother's Optimus Prime action figure.

So, what's the most earnest thing you said or thought when you were a child? If you can remember, obviously, or if you've been told stories about it.