PROBLEM ONE

You are wearing a top of some kind AND a cardigan/jumper of some kind. You have decided that you are too hot.

Do you:

a) Take off your cardigan/jumper of some kind.
b) Complain to everyone that it's far too hot in the office.

PROBLEM TWO

You are wearing a top of some kind. YOur cardigan/jumper of some kind is hanging on the back of your chair. You have decided that you are too cold.

Do you:

a) Shut all the windows and complain to everyone in the office that it's too cold.
b) Put your fucking jumper on and shut your cocking face right up.

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