Me, the Missus and my brother were all taking the piss out of a restaurant that we passed now and then called "Dans le Noir?"

yes - with the question mark...we were all liek

What's all that about? and though it as just another questionably named establishment in London

egg on our face.

http://www.danslenoir.com/london/

This surely proves that The blind waiter who laughs longest has the last laugh on our BLINDED blinkered views and hurried laughing (but really BLIND) laughs