I've had about 7.

In order or usage...

Nokia 3210: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_3210-pictures-6.php

Nokia 7110: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_7110-pictures-15.php

Nokia 3410: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_3410-pictures-315.php

Nokia 5210: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_5210-pictures-286.php

Nokia 6230: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_6230-pictures-566.php

Nokia 7610: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_7610-pictures-703.php

Nokia 6280: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_6280-pictures-1199.php

Nokia E65: http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_e65-pictures-1860.php

Motorola C550: http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_c550-pictures-541.php

How is it that my current phone is the shittiest phone I've ever owned?

There is no point to this thread.

What phones have you had? And what was your favourite?

I really liked my 3410 at the time :)