I just got it. I've been casually sitting at the dinner table writing up some work when all of a sudden one of the lightbulbs and holder decided to descend form the skies right next to me. Bastard. The metal bit that fell is well heavy as well, good job it never landed on the laptop of it would have wrecked it.

So, what was the last massive shock you got?

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