I cannot take any pleasure from this at all. They're entwined in each other's arms. He's says something endearing. She giggles and raises her head, a coquettish smile spreading across her cherubic face. Then they kiss, passionately and at length. This has been repeating for the last 15 minutes. They don't give two shits about the rain, either. Seriously, I'm trying to eat my lunch here.

Ideas. Before they leave and I'm left alone with my cooling sandwich, impotent fury and halfstock.