I pulled a 38 year old South African MILF tonight. She's married, I knew that, but I didn't let that stop me.

Also I know her husband and he's pretty nice.

I am a cunt, but his wife is SO fit.

Also, her best friend saw me kiss her and she now thinks I'm a basyard, but I blew her out a few months ago......in short, I am going TO HELL.