1. Nothing in the weekend past went right, so it should be stricken from the record.

2. The user Joey Mahonie should change his user name to his actual name, because to be honest, the alleged pun isn't working for me.

3. This recent avalanche of twee adverts should be counterbalanced by an equal number of adverts featuring brutality and other hardcore shit.

Please sign your assent to any of these you agree with. Thanks.