Srsly

I actually HATE them.

Fat men are often fairly jolly and they're not doing any real harm are they? But, fat women are another matter entirely.

I'm not sure whether it's the fact that they always seem to be so fucking lazy (when was the last time you saw one climbing a flight of stairs?) or the constant diet talk when all they ever seem to do is shovel cakes, biscuits, crisps and sandwiches down their grotesque pieholes, but my scorn for them cannot be measured.

We need a war of national survival.